Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Henry Kissinger.
I heard he died. Just read it on the news.
That’s not how these jokes work… Let’s try this again. Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Henry Kissinger.
Henry Kissinger who?
Henry Kissinger. THE Henry Kissinger? I mean, you have to ask “Henry Kissinger who?” It’s not a very common name. He was kinda famous. Geez, read a book.
Okaaaaay…
Anyway, he’s dead. One hunderd years old. Kind of a controversial fellow.
*Seething, silent rage*
It’s a lot funnier if you knew who he was.