{"id":165,"date":"2017-01-24T05:31:55","date_gmt":"2017-01-24T05:31:55","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/ronruelle.com\/blog\/?p=165"},"modified":"2019-09-04T17:43:12","modified_gmt":"2019-09-04T17:43:12","slug":"choclate-chip-cookie-sausage-ball-rock-a-quiz","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/ronruelle.com\/blog\/2017\/01\/24\/choclate-chip-cookie-sausage-ball-rock-a-quiz\/","title":{"rendered":"Which Chocolate Chip Cookie, Sausage Ball, or Rock Are You? A Quiz"},"content":{"rendered":"

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Here’s a Quiz to determine once and for all… Which Chocolate Chip Cookie, Sausage Ball, or Rock Are You?<\/strong><\/em> Answer as honestly as you can, and check to see which one you are. You can only be one!<\/p>\n

A man leaves New York by train at 7:00 am local time. How long until he is in Philadelphia?<\/strong>
\n Time is irrelevant to a rock.
\n The train is in Europe, so he needs to go to an airport first.
\n He has been in Philly the entire time.<\/p>\n

Do you have any pets? What are their names?<\/strong>
\n Pepper, Love and Stunt.
\n Charles, Rudy and Nigel.
\n I have pet rocks named Checker, Mint, and Checker II.<\/p>\n

\"daveDo you think “Are you into Dave Matthews?” is a safe conversation starter for hitting on a stranger, and if so, why?<\/strong>
\n Yes, way awesome.
\n No, N’awesome pas<\/em>.
\n I love Dave Matthews. He rocks. But you shouldn’t talk about him.<\/p>\n

What is your favorite movie spoiler ending?<\/strong>
\n Harry Potter dies in all 8 movies.
\n Luke finds out Princess Leia is a rock.
\n Rosebud turns out to be the real killer.
\nSPOILER ALERT! THE PREVIOUS QUESTION HAS THEM!<\/strong><\/em><\/p>\n

Can you follow instructions?<\/strong>
\n Check the box below this one.
\n Do not check this box if you are a rock.
\n Check this box if you agree boxes should remain unchecked.<\/p>\n

If you were on a table at a party, who would eat you?<\/strong>
\n Everyone (unless they have gluten allergies).
\n Vegetarians (but only on a cheat day).
\n Someone who keeps kosher (but only when no one is looking).<\/p>\n

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Here’s a Quiz to determine once and for all… Which Chocolate Chip Cookie, Sausage Ball, or Rock Are You? Answer as honestly as you can, and check to see which one you are. You can only be one! A man leaves New York by train at 7:00 am local time. How long until he is … Continue reading “Which Chocolate Chip Cookie, Sausage Ball, or Rock Are You? A Quiz”<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[6,25],"tags":[15,26,28,27],"class_list":["post-165","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-all-seriousness-aside","category-quiz","tag-cookies","tag-quiz-time","tag-spoiler-alert","tag-stupid-questions"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/ronruelle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/165","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/ronruelle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/ronruelle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/ronruelle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/ronruelle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=165"}],"version-history":[{"count":16,"href":"http:\/\/ronruelle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/165\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":436,"href":"http:\/\/ronruelle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/165\/revisions\/436"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/ronruelle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=165"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/ronruelle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=165"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/ronruelle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=165"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}